Last night during TV timeouts for the basketball games being played, I found myself inexplicably drawn to the show "American Inventor." And I thought to myself that I could invent something and make a million dollars too. So here's my invention:
The Turn Signal Paintball Device (I think I need a catchier name, but I'm working on it.)
The idea is that not enough people use their turn signals in this country. I'm sick of it. So I'm inventing a device that will be required by law to be installed in every car. It will detect whether or not you used your turn signal while turning, and if you didn't, well, you get shot with a paintball (that's conveniently stored in the steering wheel). In addition to ruining clothing (which no one wants), it will also serve as a mark of humiliation that you weren't able to use up that half a calorie to flip the turn signal.
It has some kinks to be worked out, but I think it could work...
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